Ordering Breakfast

Read this out loud and you just may fall off your chair laughing. Be warned
you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a while after reading
this. It was nominated "best email of 1997". A telephonic exchange between a
hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and
published in the Far East Economic Review.....

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees"

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"

Room Service: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"

G:  "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"

RS: "Ow July den?"

G:  "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pry,boy, pooch?"

G:  "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"

G:  "Crisp will be fine"

RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"

G:  "What?"

RS: "San tos. July San tos?"

G:  "I don't think so"

RS: "No? Judo one toes??"

G:  "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"

G:  "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an
     English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bother?"

G:  "No..just put the bother on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G:  "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G:  "Sorry?"

RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"

G:  "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy
     singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy....rye??"

G:  "Whatever you say"

RS: "Tendjewberrymud"

G:  "You're welcome".
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