Windows 98 Source Code

/*
       TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  Code
       Project: Chicago(tm)
       Projected release-date: Summer 1998
       Original version date : Aug 1994
*/

  #include "win31.h"
  #include "win95.h"
  #include "evenmore.h"
  #include "oldstuff.h"
  #include "billrulz.h"
  #define INSTALL = HARD

  char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

  void main()
    {
       while(!CRASHED)
       {
           display_copyright_message();
           display_bill_rules_message();
           do_nothing_loop();
           if (first_time_installation)
           {
               make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
               do_nothing_loop();
               totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
               search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
               hang_system();
           }
           write_something(anything);
           display_copyright_message();
           do_nothing_loop();
           do_some_stuff();
           if (still_not_crashed)
           {
               display_copyright_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               basically_run_windows_3.1();
               do_nothing_loop();
               do_nothing_loop();
           }
       }
       if (detect_cache())
           disable_cache();

       if (fast_cpu())
       {
           set_wait_states(lots);
           set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
           set_mouse(action, jumpy);
           set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
       }

       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
       /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
       printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
       if (system_ok())
           crash(to_dos_prompt);
       else
           system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

       while(something)
       {
           sleep(5);
           get_user_input();
           sleep(5);
           act_on_user_input();
           sleep(5);
       }
     create_general_protection_fault();
}