The Flame Form

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Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie  [ ] Lamer  [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er   [ ] Pervert  [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer  [ ]  Nerd  [ ] Pre-teen
[ ] Fed  [ ] Smartass  [ ] Freak [ ] Web TVer
[ ] Scammer  [ ] Dumbass  [ ] All of the above

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted your article using some Microsoft's crappy & buggy program.
[ ] You just drop your post and ask to send all the replies to your mailbox.
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] All you ever do is insult people
[ ] You accuse others of doing the same thing you do
[ ] You ask for somebody to do your homework
[ ] You ask for somebody to do your homework for free
[ ] You don't want to learn to fish, just want a fish
[ ] You want it, whatever you wanted, ASAP (of course)
[ ] You are too stupid to do a web search
[ ] You tried to run an .asm file
[ ] You want to know how to compile an .asm file
[ ] You pretended to be a guru and, obviously, you aren't
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous
[ ] You flamed a poor guy in distress trying to find some help
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You post the stupidest article of the week
[ ] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted a porn site ad
[ ] Your ad sucks anyway since nobody asked for it
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You spam
[ ] You are wasting bandwidth without any useful purpose
[ ] You are advocating posting binaries to text groups
[ ] You are posting text in a binary group
[ ] YOU POSTED ALL YOUR ARTICLE IN CAPITALS
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you kEwL
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless
    that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Pack your computer and send it to me

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Don't do it ever again please
[ ] Do it again and I'll axe you to death
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] All of the above

END FLAME